I actually like it.
Might have butchered the meaning a bit too much with my sub-par translation :3
Still no idea why anyone would paint this on a submarine/battleship.
Today I went to Ikea with my younger brother.
Went like every Ikea trip:
"Hooray, we are going to buy lots of cool things there!"
"Okay, I really can't decide between all these different (insert piece of furniture)....and where the hell is this other thing I planned to buy?"
"This is odd...is this floor being expanded while I'm walking through it or why does it seem to be endless?"
"Why are there so many ******* people here?! At least they are pushing me towards the exit...."
"Finally the big store hall thingy where you pick up all the furniture! Let me just pick up this box and...break my friggin spine. My new Billy cupboard can't possibly be this heavy :'("
"Why the hell did all these people buy so much sh*t? I swear I'll burn this whole building down if I hear just one more couple fighting about the color of their stupid shower curtain! Let me just leave this horrible place!"
"Freedom!!!.....where did I park the fuggin car?!"
Yep. That sums up the IKEA trip in America as well