I usually skim-read. I was just finished reading the 1st paragraph noticing "water enter ears" "easy" "not all" "small sized" then on to the 2nd paragraph. Somewhere on "(awkward" I happened to read up to the bolded word.
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Then I read the post more slowly and thoroughly. But still ಠ_ಠ
Lol. I knew one of you guys would notice that, not trying to call you guys perverts or anything.