Female MC waiting under the full bloomed cherry blossom tree, with a letter in her hands. Male MC appears, flustered, but musters his courage and confesses.
MMC: I've been in love with you for a long time! Please go out with me!
Having lived out the past two years with a unrequited love towards MMC, FMC is both surprised and happy to know that he felt the same for her too. With teary eyes, she says with a big smile:
Suddenly FMC bursted into a bloody pulp. The fluttering cherry blossom petals stained with drops of dark red, plaster the ground going from rose to red.
All that remains from FMC were her two legs, still standing on the floor, spraying the remainder of its blood like a fountain.
And MMC commits suicide after seeing that.
I also have my phone (which is my PMP as well) in my left pocket and wallet in my right pocket. In order not to have to carry the keys separately I have the keys hooked onto my wallet.
Sure it would be terrible if I lose them... but as is if I lose them. Hoping that never happens but at least no need to sit on keys xD