I'm here.

These are the only kinds of bars to visit. The "upscale" ones are too expensive and not nearly as much fun.
I'm seriously missing my home-away-from-home in LA. There are several dives down in the desert, but only one has a slightly decent beer on tap. Old place (been there about 100 years), but doesn't quite have the cast of regulars and the beer isn't my favorite. Sadly, I mostly hang around an "entertainment center" on the reservation. It has $3.25 22 oz. micros and I've been enjoying the company of one of the waitresses. (The rest of the staff is really nice, too.) Nice enough place, but nowhere near a dive. The other place has $2.50 pints, but is almost new. Fun place with a swimming pool (!) and an old jet engine turned into a fireplace.
Anyhow, my place is LA is in an old building, built around 1896 and has been a bar since the '40s. Two micros on tap, imperial pints are $4. Half the place is a bar, and the other half is sort of a junk shop. There are glass cases with tchotchkies and lots of bookshelves full of books. You can go back there to read and the owner will either give you books or sell them to you cheap. Free popcorn is always available and they often have free food laid out. On holidays, there's always a full spread. Thanksgivings have turkey and all the trimmings. Monday Night Football comes with free hot dogs, too.
There are bullet holes in the walls. Off duty cops hang out in there. Some years back, three robbers held the place up and decided to rob the customers, too. Two off duty cops were in there and fought back. Two of the robbers died inside, the third staggered outside and died on the sidewalk. The owner decided to leave the bulletholes in the walls.

Then there are the cats. There are two long-haired torties and a short-haired black cat in residence. The black cat is friendly and shows up when I go to the back patio. Both torties like me, but one of them always sits next to my stool when I'm inside. Sweet girl - I always give her treats from the free food and pet her. Good kitty. Also, really good for picking up women. Everyone notices the cat and wants to pet her. Great opportunity to start conversations when they come over.
The regulars are lots of fun, too. About 50 people who come in regularly (ranging from twenties to seventies) and I like all of them. Some are quite colorful.

The stories and experiences are something else.
But you'll never meet them unless you get out to these places. You'll also learn not to be judgmental - good people turn up where you might not expect them to.