Last night I had a dream featuring headphones.
I came upon a dimly lit library with many shelves. Rather than having books on the shelves, various headphones were present. From left to right they seemed to increase in quality. On the left there were headphones such as Koss PortaPros and KSC75s. In the middle there were headphones like Beyerdynamic DT770/DT880/DT990, Sennheiser HD600/HD650, Denon D2000, and more. Then, on the right, I saw the holy grail of shelves. The shelf was a beautiful wood and had a light pointed at it, almost to honour it.
This shelf had Sennheiser Orpheus, Sony R10, Qualia, K1000, and any high end you can imagine. I was excited. I immediately grabbed the R10 and handled it as gently as a baby. I placed them on my head and pressed play.
I heard a tinny, horrible sound. I was shocked and appalled. But then I thought, "These must be the bass-light version, duh." (That made sense in my dream). So I grabbed the other pair of R10 and placed them on my head. It was everything I dreamed it to be, literally. The bass was creamy and delicious, the mids were liquid smooth, and the highs were so sparkly I could be blinded if I closed my eyes.
It was a great dream so far, but then things got weird. I grabbed the Sennheiser Orpheus next, while I still had the R10 on my head. I had it by the earcups so the headband was facing upwards. I then proceeded to bite the headband. I bit the Sennheiser Orpheus. The Orpheus. I snapped out of it, luckily, and placed exchanged them with the R10 on my head. I then woke up feeling happy, yet very confused.
I'm in too deep into this hobby.