LOL Hopefully you're not another troll.
Klipsch S4i or S5i will meet 3 out of your 4 requirements.
- Sound quality is better than any Beats product you can try out on Apple or BestBuy or what not.
- Inline mic and iPod/iPhone controls.
- Available at Apple stores. I think some BestBuy stores also have them, but I'm not sure.
- Additionally, these have enough bass to satisfy the average hip-hop loving teenage basshead, while still having decent quality for the rest of the frequency range.
Style is subjective. Only you and your crowd can tell what is stylish or not. The Klipsch S4i and S5i are in-ear monitors, though, so there isn't really anything there to judge as far as style goes.
The Shure SRH240M also offers inline mic and iPod/iPhone controls, and I believe are easily available at local stores. I, however, have not tried them and can't give an opinion regarding sound quality.
The Audio Technica ATH-M50 is also worlds better on sound and build quality than all Beats products, while coming at a cheaper and reasonable price. However, it does not have an inline mic or iPod/iPhone controls. It also has a very long cord, which can be annoying for on-the-go use.
EDIT: I have tried every single Beats product available to test on Apple, BestBuy, Target, and even Fry's. Pretty sure I've tried all of them, and several Bose headphones as well. The Klipsch S4/S5 may have too much bass for most folks here, but it's still better than all the Beats products, LOL.
Edited by flyingbangus - 6/1/11 at 1:05pm