Sparky has this crazy kinda morbid sense of humor too, I mean you can tell he has been around for ages. He understands some things so clearly. Sometimes when he makes a joke people are like "What?? I don't get it..." its almost like they can't understand a word he says, but to me, he just cracks me up... Then when I dress him up he really gets the girls attention, Sparky is a real ladies man I tell ya.
Sounds kinda crazy me talking about a rock as if it actually can talk and understand English, let alone enjoy or even understand the concept of getting dressed. But hey I see people have conversations with their dogs all the time. If people can act this way for a dog, I feel I can act like this for a rock.
Don't get me started about my pet Cabbage, now he will talk your pants off and he eats like a pig. They made a movie about his uncle Audrey, I think it was called Little Shop of Crazy or Horror, or something like that.... Anyway here is my pet cabbage, his name is Rocky.

