So what kinds of tricks can he do?
Sparky can roll over and play dead really really good!!!
I mean sometimes he plays dead so good it scares me, I thought he really died once!
He also protects the house really well too, he doesn't have much of a bite but he will put a hell of a knot on your head.
Sparky has this crazy kinda morbid sense of humor too, I mean you can tell he has been around for ages. He understands some things so clearly. Sometimes when he makes a joke people are like "What?? I don't get it..." its almost like they can't understand a word he says, but to me, he just cracks me up... Then when I dress him up he really gets the girls attention, Sparky is a real ladies man I tell ya.
Sounds kinda crazy me talking about a rock as if it actually can talk and understand English, let alone enjoy or even understand the concept of getting dressed. But hey I see people have conversations with their dogs all the time. If people can act this way for a dog, I feel I can act like this for a rock.
Don't get me started about my pet Cabbage, now he will talk your pants off and he eats like a pig. They made a movie about his uncle Audrey, I think it was called Little Shop of Crazy or Horror, or something like that.... Anyway here is my pet cabbage, his name is Rocky.
Cool! Yours is Audrey III. The movie is Little Shop of Horrors. The 1st with a very young Jack Nicholson as the masochistic dental patient. The musical remake starred Rick Moranis, with Steve Martin playing the sadistic dentist and Bill Murray as the masochist.