You know you're an audiophile when... - Page 390  

 

 

...that's related.

 

I meant unrelated to the post about Gangnam

Also, when a cute girl recommends a song to you, and you just KNOW its gonna be mainstream garbage, you tell her some excuse as to why you can't listen to it at the moment.

Sigh... :shakes head:

 

The hipsters walk among us...

You know how many hipsters it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not surprised you don't know, it's a super obscure number you've probably never heard of...

When you move your bed so you can sleep in the sweet spot. 

 

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack.

Mine is Paradise Circus Gui Boratto Remix by Massive attack, liked it so much I dropped $70 and bought the special edition LP, I still haven't gotten around to transcribing it.....

No you pretend to listen to it, secretly turning the volume down when you put the headphones on, then try to get her number, Now hot chicks, they can go screw themselves, but cuties are to be persued!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he ate the pizza before it was cool...

Well played... This is what I was talking about!

It was via text, and I was in the middle of rediscovering Pink Floyds The Division Bell...

I eventually realized my errors, and listened to it, pretended to like it, apologized for being a ******, and said some stuff like how I enjoyed the bass solo and the lyrics hit me.

 

Win the lottery, write a book, or [fill-in-the-blank-one-time-windfall]; set up a complex series of harnesses to make sure you can't ever move again, then hire somebody to do everything in the world for you. (Come to think of it, you might need to do the last two in the reverse order!).

 

In order to afford the inevitable instances where that person just lifts a chunk of your bux and takes off (since you can't do anything about it), that's why I suggest making lots of change up front. But as long as they change the music whenever you like and attend to your bodily needs, you need never leave that spot.

 

Or you can get speakers with a wider sweet spot. 

Lol that too. Maybe when I have my own house and have more room.