I think the sight of a bald elliot42 may just be more assaulting to the senses than the hirsute one......
Shall we take the chance that both eyes have the same maniacal expression...?
Will all the dogs bay in mournful somnolent tones as they are assaulted by that vociferous visage....?
Will the sight scare the poor little kiddies in the street and cause them to drop their beloved ice-creams into the ground?
Will clouds hide the sun as elliot42 walks the streets in an endeavour to hide the sight from one and all....?
Will nubile wenches scream in terror and take vows of eternal chastity and become mysogynistic as they view that unsalacious sight.
Will the newscasts report the sighting of a hairless yowie roaming the suburban streets and warn concerned citizens to stay indoors...?
Will Greenpeace declare elliot42 an endangered species and plead for the gun lobby to stand down....?
Stay tuned for the next thrilling action-packed episode in this classic saga that will stand shoulder-to-shoulder with such tales as:-
1. The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.
2. Call Of The Wild.
3. The Phantom Of The Opera.
4. It Came from Outer Space.
5. Alien
6. The Picture Of Dorian Grey.
7. Bambi.
8. Godzilla.
9 King Kong.
10. The Teddy Bears' Picnic.
11. Neighbours.
12. So You Think You Can Dance.
13. The 6 O'clock News.
14. The Iron Chef.