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post #31 of 148

I suppose I'll blew her and give her a sloppy full body wipe down...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean what more does a blow up doll need?

post #32 of 148

I live with twin black bitches. They are totally in love with me, and I feel the same about them. Our bond is unconditional but gifts are still nice. As they are Labradors, I am thinking that I will give them some nice snack biscuits.

post #33 of 148
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I live with twin black bitches. They are totally in love with me, and I feel the same about them. Our bond is unconditional but gifts are still nice. As they are Labradors, I am thinking that I will give them some nice snack biscuits.


Good read, 9/10.

post #34 of 148
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I live with twin black bitches. They are totally in love with me, and I feel the same about them. Our bond is unconditional but gifts are still nice. As they are Labradors, I am thinking that I will give them some nice snack biscuits.



ROFL

post #35 of 148

I'm promised five seconds of uninterrupted eye contact. 

post #36 of 148

To me their is no valentines day because every day is valentines day.

 

We will probably go to "the" lake afterward a restaurant and then lots of sex. But as I said, this is usual. 

post #37 of 148
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Originally Posted by Confispect View Post

To me their is no valentines day because every day is valentines day.

 

We will probably go to "the" lake afterward a restaurant and then lots of sex. But as I said, this is usual. 



I demand more crying.

post #38 of 148

My penis.

post #39 of 148

A spatula and a dildo?

post #40 of 148
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My penis.


You know what they say, the best things come in small packages. tongue.gif

post #41 of 148

A Two person T-shirt. wink.gif

post #42 of 148

In all seriousness, I got her some chocolates and a nice Twilight Card. She'll laugh.

post #43 of 148

I'm letting her sleep over and make breakfast for me tomorrowwink.gif

post #44 of 148

I thought it was tomorrow. Really I did. Thank god my girl friend is so chilled out, I can think of some ex's who would have garotted me...

post #45 of 148

She's that fat? Sorry, dude.
 

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A Two person T-shirt. wink.gif

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