From the headphones for sale forum:-
Free to a Good Home:
Please take my Senn HD 280 Pro... Please!
Will Ship To: ConUS
Yes, my friends, you have the opportunity to own the worst headphones ever created. I use the term "own" loosely because they really end up owning you. From the moment you put them on, the extreme vise-like clamping pressure will immediately have you bleeding from your nose, throwing up your gordita, and peeing from your butt.
Made it pass that welcoming introduction and found the will power to attempt to run music through it? Then you'll be treated to the most muffled, cloudy, bloated "sound" on this side of purgatory. Depression will hit you like a freight train and you'll be reaching for a crowbar trying to pry this can off your head before the neurotoxin-like signature attacks what remains of your body. Ultimately, you'll fail at this due to not anticipating the need for a halligan bar by your side.
After waking up several days later from the coma your body was forced to induce, you'll be compelled to retrace your steps on how you got to this low point in your life. Where did you go wrong? What future might you have had if you'd just made better decisions? At this point is where you'll decide it's best if you rid the world of these awful cans. Here's the problem. I've made numerous attempts to destroy the HD 280 and failed every time. It's as if Lucifer himself forged it from the strongest stone in hell and pooped it into our world as a cruel cruel joke.
Now I know at this point you're contemplating how much you'd pay for this demon seed. My answer to that is, "Please do me a solid and take these off my hands immediately for nothing but the cost of shipping," which I anticipate being no more than $15.
I wouldn't wish this experience on any good friend of mine which is why I hope it goes to a horrible enemy. The only thing I ask is after you go through this experience with them, if you decide they are not for you, send them off on a viking funeral or some other creative way to end them and record it for all the world to see.
I would take pictures of them, but the HD 280 has Medusa-like powers in that I can't point anything at it without turning it into stone.
Good luck to us all...
Edited by roguegeek - Today at 6:07 pm