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post #391 of 599

" 50 Shades of Grado, by U.N. Cola.  

 

This lady is from spain but comes very cheap in the united states.  I paid her fee and put her in my trunk.  After getting her home I slowly removed her outer layers exposing her to my expectant eyes.  Can you handle a big one, I asked her?  I slowly moved my equipment onto her, letting her get used to it's weight.  She was able to accommodate it's huge size.  I knew because the mini-coaxial connectors on the bottoms of the cups didn't touch the table the way they did on my previous lady.  I lifted her up and inserted my entire fist into her large hole.  I bet I could put marbles or perhaps colored rocks in here to prevent you from tipping over, I sensuously purred.  She didn't reply but I knew she was excited by the prospect.  

 

http://www.head-fi.org/t/249671/the-diy-headphone-stand-thread/1905#post_9484911

 

follow link to see what it's about.

post #392 of 599
Quote:MelvinV
You don't need balanced XLR custom hand-crafted in Chinese sweatshops ultra long crystal vaporized silver plated solid gold conductions with ultra high purity copper core cables or ultra exclusive hand-crafted wooden outer shell made from the last tropical tree type X on the planet which is only found in the secret oasis' hidden in ocean volcanoes.
post #393 of 599
Thread Starter 

In the V-Sonic planer IEMs thread:

 

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Originally Posted by eke2k6 View Post

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Originally Posted by Q Mass View Post

I had hoped we'd know more about the planar IEM by now.

Anyone have some 'insider' knowledge?

Failing that, I'd settle for some wildly inaccurate fabrication.

 

I know for a fact that Vsonic will be selling the first 7007 units for $100, in order to celebrate their accomplishment.

 

 

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post #394 of 599

Short time reader, first time poster.

 

From the thread "I have $100 to spend at Amazon: What would you do?":

 

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Originally Posted by earthpeople View Post

Ice cream party!

 

 

 

I guess if you're looking for a more serious answer, I would say pizza party!

 

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Originally Posted by J W View Post

Buy a textbook with a high amazon trade-in value.

Read the textbook and become smarter.

Trade that textbook in for another Amazon gift card.

Start the whole thing over and become a wizard.

 

 

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Originally Posted by RexAeterna View Post

you can buy a whole bunch of cheap rca cables,some cotton or shoe laces, wrap the cables,braid them nicely and then sell them as audiophile cables for profit! with the amount of money you be huslting in you'll be able to buy a 24k gold plated pair of custom HD800's and matching dac/amp combo and make everyone totally jelly cause they be like ''dammmmmmmmmn son, you are loaded and stacking some serious bread''. then they will think you were able to buy it cause your like an audio guru with golden ears of some sort and never be under the impression of a cable hustler, so you'll have mad respect in the process. word.
 

Really, the whole thread is pretty great.

post #395 of 599

I found this member's username and profile pic amusing.....

 

http://www.head-fi.org/u/334489/justinbieber

 


Edited by Achmedisdead - 6/6/13 at 7:06am
post #396 of 599

Too much beats i guess..

post #397 of 599
Man, he looks seriously gay.
post #398 of 599
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Originally Posted by Happy Camper View Post

Man, he looks seriously gay.

 

Definitely not jocosely gay, that's for sure. 

post #399 of 599
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Definitely not jocosely gay, that's for sure. 


Nor Liberace ;).

post #400 of 599
No, just juvenile "I love you teens girly" gay.
post #401 of 599
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Originally Posted by Happy Camper View Post

No, just juvenile "I love you teens girly" gay.

Welcome to the hipster generation. Where guys wear tighter looking pants than the girls.

post #402 of 599
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Originally Posted by DefQon View Post

Welcome to the hipster generation. Where guys wear tighter looking pants than the girls.

 

Leading to the first "men" to ever actually get yeast infections. Nass-tay.

post #403 of 599

Or, high voice syndrome.

post #404 of 599

actually these pants dont look too tight around the groin area

 

post #405 of 599

lol the lady in the back is like "OMG, gotta get a pic of this $h*t on my ipad." :P
 


Edited by lee730 - 6/11/13 at 1:40am
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