Thanks, everyone. This one did actually take a while.
I've already reviewed the ESW9A in my long portable headphone thread and don't have them on hand anymore. To be honest I have no plans to expand this review - just thought it would be nice to put all of these bass-heavy fashion phones in one place since they seem to be a common source of newcomers' questions. I had no idea it would come out @ over 8000 words.