When we were together, I bought my ex ATH-ES7's... broke them.
Super Fi 5 Pro's... broke them.
Creative EP630's... lost them.
I'm now seeing someone else... and I don't think I'll be buying headphones for anyone other than myself honestly.
In fact... this is probably why I haven't had as many headphones as you MLE, because for almost 6 years I was buying for 2...