Tic-tac-toe, three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Whoop, Barney's dead!"
...But then mackat reincarnated him as a pair of headphones!
Hahahaha, this thread has made my day.
The OP is my hero and would most likely be my best friend IRL.
I vote for Barney!