Little known facts:
In Iran, attempted suicide is a capital offense.
First car in high school date, parking with a beautiful blond -
following 30 minutes of kissy face -
" Come-on babe, please ..."
" NO "
" Come-on, get in the back seat "
" Aww, no "
" But why, why not, why don'tcha' wanna get in the back seat ? "
" 'Cause "
" Why not ? "
" 'Cause, I wanna, be with you "
I don't get it.
The joke wasn't worded well, but basically she's a blond and she thinks that he's asking her, and her only, to get into the backseat.
"You want to get in the backseat?"
"No, I want to be (up here) with you."
My first reading was also confusing because I took, "I want to be with you," as "I want to be (in a relationship) with you."
I think I've heard this before. People are crazy.
Went to visit a friend in a really small town in outback Australia. We went to the town's only pub and while we were sitting there every once in a while somebody would call out a number like '32' and every one would laugh. This went on for a while so I asked my friend what was going on. He said everyone had been coming here so long that they all knew all the jokes. So they just numbered them and when someone wanted to tell a joke he just called out the number.
So I thought I'd give it a try and called out '97'. Everybody in the pub roared with laughter for a long time. I thought 'that must have been a good one' and asked my friend what it was. He said 'they never heard that one before'.
Wife: Darling, don't you think that after 6 years of being married I should get a new dress?
Husband: Why, what's wrong with the one you've got?
Wife: I'm getting tired of people throwing rice and confetti at me....!!!