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"I learned early on that you should never hit a man with glasses; you should hit him with something much heavier.

 

          ~ Jim Hightower

 


Edited by grokit - 8/29/11 at 4:11am
post #452 of 625

 

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"I learned early on that you should never hit a man with glasses; you should hit him with something much heavier.

 

That's why baseball bats were invented, and then some bored dude invented a ballgame to help popularise them.

 

With a handle like "Babe" Ruth, I can see where he needed to be good at weilding the wood.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown.

One cannibal says to the other:--

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 "Does he taste funny to you..?????

 

 


Edited by wink - 9/5/11 at 10:58pm
post #456 of 625

That is awful. I'm sure I can do worse. I devised a great deal of jokes as a small child and then tested them on my undeserving parents - here is one of the better ones (better being a relative word)

 

What do you call a sleepy woodcutter?

 

A slumberjack...

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

 

Anything you like, it still won't come.

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- Hey mista, that dog bite ?

 

- Nagh . Sux  ~

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What do you say to a quadriplegic who is hiding in a closet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You can hide, but you can't run!"

post #460 of 625

What do they call train drivers in Egypt?

 

 

Tutankhamun (tootin' Carmen).......

post #461 of 625

An elephant was checking out a naked guy and he says, "that's great but can you pick peanuts up with it?"

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What do you call a man wrapped in paper?

 

A paper man!!!

 

ahahahahha classic!

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What do the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

 

Nothing.  They just waved. :)

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What did the man say when his cat was run over by a steam-roller?

 

Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss......

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