Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
A: I don't have sex with my sandwich before I eat it.
Agreed! I was gonna post another joke but page 20 killed it. Confispect's doctor/hot chick joke was pretty good though. I'd forgotten that one.
In Norway we have a lot of stories about Pekka and Toivonen, two Finnish guys notorious for drinking and bragging!
The Finns are generally notorious for drinking a lot!
This one is an old one, telling about when they were visiting Berlin in Germany during WW II.
After a heavy and long evening out on town, both our guys was going back to their hotel and just crashed in bed, dropping into deep sleep at once.
During the night, the British and the Americans was heavily bombing the city, wrecking the hotel so the room of our two friends was in ruins, the walls and the roof mostly gone, but the two heavily intoxicated Finns just snoring away.
In the morning Toivonen woke up first, seeing the havoc, looking around him in the room and outside, then going over to shake up and wake his friend:
"Pekka, do remember anything of last night?
No way in hell can we pay for this!"
HA HA! Nice!
Are all of your jokes strange and gross?
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn't you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked. "An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the Indians