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post #301 of 654
6/17/11 at 12:21pm

 

Q: How do you make a dead baby float? 
A2: Take your foot off its head.

 

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? 
A: I don't have sex with my sandwich before I eat it.

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post #302 of 654
6/17/11 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post

Note to self:  mark page 20 as monumentally unfunny.


Agreed! I was gonna post another joke but page 20 killed it. Confispect's doctor/hot chick joke was pretty good though. I'd forgotten that one.

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post #303 of 654
6/17/11 at 12:43pm

Somewhat I was more focused on Wink's Elephant joke.

 

 

 

 

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post #304 of 654
6/17/11 at 1:07pm

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Edited by labrat - 9/16/11 at 3:10am
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post #305 of 654
6/17/11 at 1:37pm


 

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Originally Posted by labrat View Post

In Norway we have a lot of stories about Pekka and Toivonen, two Finnish guys notorious for drinking and bragging!

The Finns are generally notorious for drinking a lot!

This one is an old one, telling about when they were visiting Berlin in Germany during WW II.

After a heavy and long evening out on town, both our guys was going back to their hotel and just crashed in bed, dropping into deep sleep at once.

During the night, the British and the Americans was heavily bombing the city, wrecking the hotel so the room of our two friends was in ruins, the walls and the roof mostly gone, but the two heavily intoxicated Finns just snoring away.

In the morning Toivonen woke up first, seeing the havoc, looking around him in the room and outside, then going over to shake up and wake his friend:

"Pekka, do remember anything of last night?

No way in hell can we pay for this!"

 


HA HA! Nice!   

 

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post #306 of 654
6/17/11 at 2:28pm
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Originally Posted by JamesMcProgger View Post

 

Q: How do you make a dead baby float? 
A2: Take your foot off its head.

 

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? 
A: I don't have sex with my sandwich before I eat it.

 

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Are all of your jokes strange and gross?

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post #307 of 654
6/17/11 at 2:46pm

^ are they? blink.gif sound appreciation and humor are subjective

 

Where does virgin wool come from?

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post #308 of 654
6/17/11 at 2:48pm

 

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn't
you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked.
"An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the
Indians

 

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post #309 of 654
6/17/11 at 3:53pm

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" The pharmacist asks, "You mean aspirin?" "That's it, I can never remember the word.

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post #310 of 654
6/17/11 at 3:57pm

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post #311 of 654
6/17/11 at 4:19pm

^ Lol 

 

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post #312 of 654
6/17/11 at 4:28pm

^ I used to work in a place like that.

 

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Edited by JamesMcProgger - 6/17/11 at 4:29pm
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post #313 of 654
6/17/11 at 4:49pm

^ Same.

 

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post #314 of 654
6/18/11 at 1:21pm

more jokes nao

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post #315 of 654
6/18/11 at 1:30pm

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