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post #16 of 625
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Originally Posted by Kirosia View Post

Kirosia does not get it

 

EDIT: Oh! It just took me a minute. 

Sorry, I don't get it either...
 

post #17 of 625

^ I believe it to be "I feel awful" 

post #18 of 625

I kept seeing the title and finally decided to have a look see....  Not very funny, IMHO.

post #19 of 625
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Originally Posted by Kirosia View Post

^ I believe it to be "I feel awful" 



Wow. In that case, I agree, this joke wasn't so good.

post #20 of 625

That was the worst joke I've ever heard.

post #21 of 625


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Originally Posted by Landis View Post

That was the worst joke I've ever heard.

Yeah, but This might be the 2nd worst joke:  Two antennas got married, the ceremony was OK,But the RECEPTION WAS GREAT!!

 

post #22 of 625

Is it masochistic that I groan but enjoyed both jokes?

post #23 of 625
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Originally Posted by Landis View Post


That was the worst joke I've ever heard.



Oh yeah?

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "hey, why the long face?"


Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?

Because it was dead.


A skeleton goes into a bar and says, "get me a beer and a mop."


I could go on....
post #24 of 625
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Originally Posted by 9pintube View Post


Quote:

Yeah, but This might be the 2nd worst joke:  Two antennas got married, the ceremony was OK,But the RECEPTION WAS GREAT!!

 


Awesome!

 

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Originally Posted by Uncle Erik View Post





Oh yeah?

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "hey, why the long face?"


Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?

Because it was dead.


A skeleton goes into a bar and says, "get me a beer and a mop."


I could go on....


Please do go on sir

post #25 of 625
A guy takes a trip to the far east and is wandering around the business district when he finds a curio shop.

He goes in and starts looking at the assorted antiquities and other objects, when he finds an exceptionally crafted brass rat. He starts to think it would make a great souvenir for his trip, so he takes the brass rat up to the counter.

There's an old, wizened man at the counter. The traveler asks the merchant the price of the brass rat.

The old man says, "ah, the brass rat. The price is $10. If you want to know the story of the brass rat, that is $10,000."

The traveler responds that he doesn't need to know the story, he just wants a nice souvenir of his trip, and hands the old man $10.

As the traveler leaves the shop, he notices that there are hundreds and tbousands of rats pouring out of the sewers and buildings. They all seem attracted to the brass rat.

So he gets an idea - he starts heading towards the town pier with thousands and thousands of rats following him. Eventually, he gets to the end of the pier and throws the brass rat out into the ocean.

All the rats start jumping off the pier, after the brass rat, where they drown in the ocean.

The traveler is suddenly a hero in the town. Everyone has come out to cheer and congratulate him.

So the traveler decides to head back to the curio shop where he bought the brass rat.

He goes in the door and the old merchant looks up at him with a smile and says, "you came back to learn the story of the brass rat."

The traveler replies, "No. I was wondering if you had a brass lawyer."
post #26 of 625

Two brothers start a business together and the older brother,  forced to relocate for a couple of weeks, has his younger brother take care of his dog. One day the older brother calls his younger brother and asks in passing how the dog is doing.

 

"Sorry the dog is dead, he died a couple days ago, I didnt know how to bring it up to tell you"

 

the older brother is shocked and upset and explains to his younger sibling that you can't just break big news like a death to someone, you have to prepare them for the bad news.

 

"Next time just make up a story about how the dog climbed on the roof and tell me that you're going to the hardware store to purchase a ladder to get him down. Then the next day call me and tell me that the dog jumped off the roof and died while you were gone, that way it wont be so shocking, understand brother?"

 

The younger brother assure his big bro that he gets the message and the idea

 

"Good" says the older brother "How's the store doing?"

 

There's a moment of pause then the younger brother answers

 

"Sorry I can't talk right now, Mom fell in a hole and I have to go pick up some rope before the hardware store closes"


Edited by sebastian589 - 10/26/10 at 3:31pm
post #27 of 625
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Landis View Post

That was the worst joke I've ever heard.

 

You're welcome wink.gif
 

 

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Originally Posted by sebastian589 View Post

Two brothers start a business together and the older brother,  forced to relocate for a couple of weeks, has his younger brother take care of his dog. One day the older brother calls his younger brother and asks in passing how the dog is doing.

 

"Sorry the dog is dead, he died a couple days ago, I didnt know how to bring it up to tell you"

 

the older brother is shocked and upset and explains to his younger sibling that you can't just break big news like a death to someone, you have to prepare them for the bad news.

 

"Next time just make up a story about how the dog climbed on the roof and tell me that you're going to the hardware store to purchase a ladder to get him down. Then the next day call me and tell me that the dog jumped off the roof and died while you were gone, that way it wont be so shocking, understand brother?"

 

The younger brother assure his big bro that he gets the message and the idea

 

"Good" says the older brother "How's the store doing?"

 

There's a moment of pause then the younger brother answers

 

"Sorry I can't talk right now, Mom fell in a hole and I have to go pick up some rope before the hardware store closes"

HA! 

post #28 of 625

 

This one is probably my personal favorite:

A man, after discovering that he had just won a very big lottery, returns home and calls out to his wife from the doorway,"Honey, you'll never believe it - I just won the lottery! Hurry up and pack your clothes!"

 

The wife, ecstatic at the news, then asks,"That's so wonderful! Shall I pack for someplace warm like Tahiti or someplace cold like Aspen?"

 

The husband replies,"I don't care where you go, just get the hell out!"
post #29 of 625

Well this one is just plain silly, but it tickled me anyway

 

 

There was a new crisis, and the government of Dubai decided to buy an entire series of the Flintstones in order to boost morale. After watching one episode, the government said: "We feel that the people of Dubai don't understand the humour - but we think that the people from Abu Dhabi do"

post #30 of 625

You're all terrible, terrible people. I'm subscribing.

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