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post #106 of 625

You wanna hear a joke?

 

The Black Eyed Peas can perform live. They have lots of talent. 

post #107 of 625
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You wanna hear a joke?

 

The Black Eyed Peas can perform live. They have lots of talent. 


HA!    (fwiw, I like My Humps but that's it)

post #108 of 625

Did you hear about the world famous farmer?

He was out standing in his field........

ka... ching......

(ran out of tish, booms....)

post #109 of 625

A 12AU7 walks into a bar, but stops at the door, seeing that most of the bar stools are taken up by MOS-FET's.  The bartender sees his discomfiture, and says, "I hope you're OK being in a transistor bar."  The 12AU7 takes a seat at the middle of the bar and replies, "It's fine, it's fine, I'm not biased."

 

BTW, I had to explain this joke to my wife, and she now thinks it's hilarious.

post #110 of 625
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Originally Posted by wink View Post

Did you hear about the world famous farmer?

He was out standing in his field........

ka... ching......

(ran out of tish, booms....)


Ugh, that one's cringe-worthy. I'm also sad to say I had to read it twice before I got it. biggrin.gif

post #111 of 625
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Originally Posted by Argyris View Post



Quote:
Originally Posted by wink View Post

Did you hear about the world famous farmer?

He was out standing in his field........

ka... ching......

(ran out of tish, booms....)


Ugh, that one's cringe-worthy. I'm also sad to say I had to read it twice before I got it. biggrin.gif



My wife had to explain it to me...

post #112 of 625
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post



Quote:
Originally Posted by Argyris View Post



Quote:
Originally Posted by wink View Post

Did you hear about the world famous farmer?

He was out standing in his field........

ka... ching......

(ran out of tish, booms....)


Ugh, that one's cringe-worthy. I'm also sad to say I had to read it twice before I got it. biggrin.gif



My wife had to explain it to me...


I don't get it. My mind is on French verbs at the moment so cut me some slack. 

post #113 of 625
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Originally Posted by mralexosborn View Post



Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post



Quote:
Originally Posted by Argyris View Post



Quote:
Originally Posted by wink View Post

Did you hear about the world famous farmer?

He was out standing in his field........

ka... ching......

(ran out of tish, booms....)


Ugh, that one's cringe-worthy. I'm also sad to say I had to read it twice before I got it. biggrin.gif



My wife had to explain it to me...


I don't get it. My mind is on French verbs at the moment so cut me some slack. 

 

Out standing in his field.

Outstanding in his field.
 

post #114 of 625

It is 12:15. The late hour is hindering my ability to compute such an advanced joke. 

post #115 of 625
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by mralexosborn View Post
It is 12:15. The late hour is hindering my ability to compute such an advanced joke. 
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post
My wife had to explain it to me...

u guyz r dum LOL!

post #116 of 625

"dum"?

post #117 of 625

The World Institute of Mathematics has decreed that:-

 

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance........................................................."

post #118 of 625

ka ching!

post #119 of 625
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Originally Posted by yifu View Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ag82wNXjYA

 

nuff said.

beerchug.gif

 

 

 

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment.

This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!"

Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!"

Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

"Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home.

When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!"

The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"

post #120 of 625
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^ hahahahaha, awesome.

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