DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! YOUR WALLET IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!!!
... hr hemm... i mean.. uh.. hey there!.... welcome!..... come on in! the water's fine! 
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! YOUR WALLET IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!!!
... hr hemm... i mean.. uh.. hey there!.... welcome!..... come on in! the water's fine! 
Not true! I've only spend about...$600 since I've been here! The Urkle will be fine!!! Have you found what you wanted from Joker's amazing thread?
You seem to have a lot of hope for the new members here...
Hahaha.