It's a rare and highly contagious ear fungus which grows very happily in velour and foam, but Cryo should take care of it.
No just kidding, it's something I've been battling for a few years now, started during an 8 month trip to India 3 years ago. Chronic Fatigue Syndrome it seems. It's just gotten worse all of a sudden. If it was contagious even a little bit, I wouldn't have wanted to be part of the loaner program. I don't mean to derail the thread, I just thought I'd offer some assurance.