Ya, I did try gardening...I found a seed in my grass...it is legal to grow 1 plant for personal use. What the heck...I put this seed on wet cotton and put the cotton in a small puddle of water in a dish and put it on the window sill for sunlight. To my surprise, the next time I remembered about it, I checked and it had split and was beginning to sprout. I picked up the dish for a closer look and spilled the seed on the floor...when I went to pick it up...it was really soft and I squished it...it did not grow anymore after that.
I was so happy to have become a father...then so sad to have killed my baby with my own bare hands.
But I agree with you, it is tough being a product of perfection...when I'm not killing my own children.