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post #16 of 27
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Originally Posted by TheSatelliteGuy View Post

So tell me who has reviewed your paper clip. There are hundreds of reviews on these products from the highest authorities. BWT I can see by the extensive amount of equipment you have you are quite a authority. Why don't you send for a free sample. Until you check it out, kindly watch your crappy posts.


Strange, but none of the reviews I have seen were by Quantum physicists. they all seem to be sighted reviews by audio hacks such as 6Moons, Sterophile, and Positive-Feedback, nor afaik have there been any serious attempts at controlled DBTs on these products.


Edited by nick_charles - 5/26/10 at 5:39pm
post #17 of 27

OMG I just read the explanation of the Clever Little Clock. I now see why these guys are authorities on the matter. They all have a BA in BS.

post #18 of 27

I can assure you this: U may already know drinking your own piss is good for you, but did you know drinking piss also increases your hearing ability? The quamtum material generated from your digestive system(whatever you eat, you poop the same $hit- isn't that quamtum physics or what?) boosts your hearing level to that of dolphins. Hey, that's exactly what us audiophiles needed- and its effectiveness has been proven by thousands of years of practice from different cultures!

 

Even the bible tells it's for real:

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"Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well." Proverbs 5:15

 

 

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Drink up, champ!


Edited by udauda - 5/26/10 at 6:42pm
post #19 of 27

I have not laughed so hard in ages!

post #20 of 27
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Originally Posted by Head Injury View Post

OMG I just read the explanation of the Clever Little Clock. I now see why these guys are authorities on the matter. They all have a BA in BS.

 

I think I just pissed my pants.

post #21 of 27
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Originally Posted by Draca View Post

I think I just pissed my pants.


Drink up, champ!

post #22 of 27

Surely that CD thing can't be for real?

 

I still remember freezing a CD to make it sound better (now this was a LONG time ago.)  I honestly thought I heard a difference.  HAH!

 

Then I spent a few months reading CD tech and realised there is no way to improve digital data, it is what it is.  To alter digital data is to fundamentally change what the data was.

post #23 of 27

Somehow just stumbled upon Machina Dynamica's website, specifically the rocks.  I almost died.  Right away I knew there had to be a thread on here. Sure enough...rolleyes.gif  I feel stupid...I should have started a business like this years ago, I'd be rich.

post #24 of 27

Wow, this is the first time I've seen this....

 

I'm guessing that this site began as satire, but then people started actually buying their stuff for some reason. I can't believe some people actually buy into this stuff.

post #25 of 27

This thread gave me bipolar disorder.

 

 

I weep, then I laugh, then I weep, then I laugh, then I weep, then I laugh, then I weep, then I laugh, then I weep.

post #26 of 27
Were 6moons onboard with the joke when they published it? Or was it like an April 1st joke?
post #27 of 27

While '6moons' is more into industrial art & design it's one of many real products of this type. "Acoustic Review" is more into this type of product.

 

As May & Peter Belt sometimes write, these products affect the listner not the audio, sort of like astrology, faith healing,  magnetic therapy & homeopathy.

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