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Solution to the torture conundrum

post #1 of 38
4/14/10 at 5:40pm
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Make terrorists see a dental hygienist. I have been lazy about flossing for the last couple of months and as a result was a squirming bloody mess at the dentists office today as the hygienist poked around my gums.

I think it's a safe bet that terrorists probably take worse care of their teeth than I do, and would have a similarly uncomfortable experience in a dental chair, with the flip side being - who could accuse us of torture? If anything, we're being humanitarians, giving prisoners some of the health benefits they have lacked all their lives.

Win-win, America.
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post #2 of 38
4/14/10 at 5:49pm
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post #3 of 38
4/14/10 at 6:23pm
Now, that was one strange post. Following the OP's logic, terrorists could be given appendectomies, knee replacements, breast augmentations, etc, etc, etc...
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post #4 of 38
4/14/10 at 6:28pm
IBTL

We need a "Free For all" forum section where we could post whatever we want, within reason.

This could be a fun thread.
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post #5 of 38
4/14/10 at 6:52pm
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Originally Posted by Drag0n View Post
We need a "Free For all" forum section where we could post whatever we want, within reason.
How dare you! You should be hung drawn and quartered for suggesting such a blasphemous, might I add downright terrifying idea. This forum is for everyone, 12-months and older.

Oh lookie Crayons!


Oh and sorry about your teeth AmanGeorge.
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post #6 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:13pm
Lock this thread ASAP!
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post #7 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:29pm
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Originally Posted by Welly Wu View Post
Lock this thread ASAP!
Spoilsport. Another forum, which I will leave unnamed, had a sub-forum titled "Trollheim." It was great fun!
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post #8 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:33pm
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Lock this thread ASAP!
Along with any topics relating to drugs, sex, religion, or politics. You know, to protect THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! who visit this forum.
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post #9 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:35pm
My dentist has found a cunning solution to this problem:

Hire a pretty girl to be hygienist; ensuring all men will sit still as 'Rita' simultaneously causes them immense pain and drowns them.
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post #10 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:37pm
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Originally Posted by LingLing1337 View Post
THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Yes, the thought of a terrorist with good teeth or breast augmentations would scar one of the little darlings for life.

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Lovely Rita, the hygienist, could I inquire discreetly?
Would you be free to take some tea with me??
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post #11 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:49pm
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Originally Posted by Graphicism View Post
How dare you! You should be hung drawn and quartered for suggesting such a blasphemous, might I add downright terrifying idea. This forum is for everyone, 12-months and older.

Oh lookie Crayons!


Oh and sorry about your teeth AmanGeorge.
Why red and green huh??? Why??? I like blue!!! Got a problem with blue, huh???

I think you should give all crayons equal exposure.
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post #12 of 38
4/14/10 at 7:55pm
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Why red and green huh??? Why??? I like blue!!! Got a problem with blue, huh???
The blue ones got renditioned.
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post #13 of 38
4/14/10 at 8:06pm
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post
The blue ones got renditioned.
Oy vey.
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post #14 of 38
4/14/10 at 8:12pm
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Originally Posted by LingLing1337 View Post
Along with any topics relating to drugs, sex, religion, or politics. You know, to protect THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! who visit this forum.
yeah!

fortunately, alcohol and guns are safe and appropriate for children
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post #15 of 38
4/14/10 at 8:19pm
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post
Lovely Rita, the hygienist, could I inquire discreetly?
Would you be free to take some tea with me??
Immense pain and simulated drowning happens to be my thing.

Visiting Rita allows me to get my teeth cleaned thoroughly at the same time.

A nice way to kill two birds with one stone.
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