A goofy movie called
Love Potion Number Nine is one of my all time goofy favorites. Sandra Buttocks plays in it.
Love Potion No. 9 (1992)
And Jesse James is a pop-culture patsy. That ***** weeping at the Oscars had me in hysterics. James has been reborn into a Hollywood man-bitch. His strings are pulled by whatever producer, from whatever pseudo-reality TV show he happens to be brooding on at the time. Dance for me my little marionette while your control lines tighten around your limbs and pee pee.
It was all over when he did that man-love ride to the promise land -- Tijuana I think it was? -- with Kid Rock. The amount of new age rebellion spewed on that program was unbearable. I was waiting for the scene where the couple pulled over at a motor inn and cut to Jesse brushing Kid Rock's hair after they shared a warm epsom salt bath.
Maybe some of the crew from
Deadliest Catch could help him un-emasculate.
