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Originally Posted by Luckyleo 
Go to the Apple home page and watch the video. You'll see that this is much, much more than an Itouch. This is a new category of product. Also, opening it up to developers much like they did with the Iphone will result in an explosion of gaming apps that will be truly amazing. This will be a first class gaming platform. It's definitely going to make the Kindle obsolete (too bad as I love my Kindle). Boys, this is a game changer. All you Sour Apple Pusses will be eating your words in 12 months. The docking station and blue tooth keyboard option will be a must have for many.
You've seen the future, and most of you think it's crap. Well, we'll see soon enough. Time will tell.
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I'm hoping that you forgot to add your sarcasm tags. First class gaming platform? For the most casual players only, like your 11-year-old brother, or 45 y.o. uncle. The battery life makes this player a joke next to the Kindle, a product which does one thing very well.
Let me summarize the video for you.
<VP with cool accent> IT HAS NO VISIBLE FEATURES. THERE IS NO UP AND DOWN. IT'S REALLY THIN AND REALLY LIGHT.
<Older VP> THE IPHONE WAS GREAT LET ME LIST SOME TECHNOLOGIES THAT WE USED IN IT. THIS IS A REALLY BIG IPHONE.
<Accent Dude> IT'S JUST ONE BIG PIECE OF GLASS.
<Younger VP w/ crazy eyes> WE MADE NEW APPS.
THIS HAS A BIGGER SCREEN. IPAD IS THE BEST WAY TO BROWSE THE WEB. YOU CAN SEE MORE OF THE INTERNET. DON'T THINK, DO! THE EMAIL IS SO FUN COS YOU USE YOUR HANDS. SCREW HEIRLOOM PHOTO ALBUMS; USE THE IPAD, IT'S THE BEST. TOUCH IT [MOVIE] WITH YOUR FINGER. OH YEAH, WE GOT SOME MAPS, TOO. AND A CALENDAR LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN. WE CALL IT THE JOBSONIAN CALENDAR, WITH ONLY 2 SEASONS, THE NEW IPOD SEASON, AND THE WAIT FOR A NEW IPOD SEASON. OMG BOOKS. I LOVE READING MY BLACK AND WHITE BOOKS IN A HI-RES COLOR DISPLAY. THERE IS A SECRET BOOKSHELF DOOR WITH A BOOKSTORE BEHIND IT. THERE ARE 3 STORES!!!
<Chubby VP> FEEL THE MULTITOUCH OF A BIGGER
screen. MULTITOUCH MULTITOUCH MULTITOUCH MULTITOUCH. THERE, I JUST MADE IT A WORD. THE BATTERY IS PRE-CHARGED? WHEN YOU TOUCH THE
power button IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE. OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING! THANKS, IPS. SILIKUN!!!! A BATTERY THAT LASTS 5/12 OF THE DAY! THAT'S LIKE THE WHOLE DAY, RIGHT?!?!?!
<Older VP again> IT'S NOT THAT EXPENSIVE.
<Accent Dude> IT'S SO BIG, SO INTUITIVE.
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