:-) wow, didn't see this one coming...
so, to clarify: wine chiller = one bottle device, wine cooler = small fridge with shelves for a dozen or more more bottles, to keep them at a stable temp. never thought about this being some kind of mixed drink. you live, you learn!
from googling around, I saw that there are options that approach the astronomical, but if I wanted that, I'd simply convert a room to be a "cellar". when I lived in NY I had a cool basement with a very stable temp. here in CA, there are temp swings and some wine will go bad.
so, in the meantime not only have I missed out on participating in this hilarious thread I inadvertently kicked off in the wrong direction (sorry people), but I also settled on a small cooler (fridge) for 16 bottles from the wine enthusiast website.
guess it's a bit like our audiophile hobby: having a dedicated room is best, making it work with the rooms you have can work, if you're constrained then headphones give you a music-space all your own. and that influences enjoyment - I guess if I wanted to stretch the analogy, I could say that as bad audio formats can ruin your audio experience, careless storage can ruin wine: I never used to worry about wine, but I just found myself with more decent wine that I see myself consuming in the coming two months or so, and that means storage.
okay, back to our regularly scheduled programming: working my way further through the 55 CDs in the "111 years of Deutsche Grammophon" box collection...