I am committed to my headphones. There are many other headphones but this one is mine. Without me, my headphones don't sing. Without my headphones, I don't sing.
Girls? Who needs 'em? You OOXX, get married, OOXX again, kids, conflict, divorce. That's the same. All relationships end in either misery, or FAIL. Sure someday my headphones will die, but hey, at least during its lifetime, it didn't judge me or steal cash from my wallet.
EDIT: to all you married men, divorce while you can. Invent a reason. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble. More, if you have a girl"friend", cut. Ditch. Abandon. Whatever the term. Saves you from the Hell that's marriage.