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post #46 of 60
11/22/09 at 12:53pm
he was a fisher, yes?
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post #47 of 60
11/22/09 at 3:20pm
ok here is a new riddle:

a man sits alone in a tent. he is dead. before him on a bare table is an ipod attached to bose triport headphones, a bottle of brandy, a china spoon, and a stuffed aardvark.

question: why would anyone buy bose triports? OK GO!
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post #48 of 60
11/22/09 at 4:13pm
Did he eat a poison mushroom?
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post #49 of 60
11/22/09 at 4:20pm
Well he was obviously drunk, high, into beastiality, and steve jobs.
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post #50 of 60
11/22/09 at 6:28pm
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Originally Posted by Stitch View Post
I know the answer to this one, just for fun ill play along.
Did he cut himself on the broken windows?
yes.

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Originally Posted by ramintop View Post
he was a fisher, yes?
yes

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Originally Posted by Kirosia View Post
Well he was obviously drunk, high, into beastiality, and steve jobs.
Kirosia, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you can't even spell bestiality correctly.
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post #51 of 60
11/22/09 at 6:41pm
isnt bestiality getting a sexual thrill from being the best?
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post #52 of 60
11/22/09 at 7:14pm
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isnt bestiality getting a sexual thrill from being the best?
only if you're the best at bestiality.
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post #53 of 60
11/22/09 at 7:21pm
he caught a big fish as confirmed earlier, soooo he called his friend/wife/family in the booth?
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post #54 of 60
11/22/09 at 8:23pm
A toilet bowl that was thrown by a lunatic from a plane 50,000ft in the air hit the phone booth at maximum velocity unleashing the **** storm of the century and killing the guy in the booth instantly.

5 minutes later, a paramedic that was checking the body was killed instantly also. What happened?
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post #55 of 60
11/22/09 at 9:24pm
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^I don't recall shooting anyone anywhere unless you have concrete physical evidence your accusation will not hold in a court of head-fi.

@OP: Is the answer part of a dirty limerick of some sort?

"There once was a man named Enis
Who got shot in the face by me"
Was his name Bob? Did he like cake? Was it 6 years ago over PortaPros?
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post #56 of 60
11/22/09 at 10:08pm
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Originally Posted by ramintop View Post
he caught a big fish as confirmed earlier, soooo he called his friend/wife/family in the booth?
getting warmer....
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post #57 of 60
11/22/09 at 10:13pm
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@OP: Is the answer part of a dirty limerick of some sort?

"There once was a man named Enis
Who got shot in the face by me"
i don't know about Enis... but he may have been acquainted with a young lady roundabout Nantucket.
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post #58 of 60
11/23/09 at 3:24am
The man was fishing. After he caught a fish, he was excited, and ran to the phone booth to call a friend. His friend asked him how big the fish was, and in his excitement, he reached his arms out to show how big. His arms shattered the glass, and he bled to death.
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post #59 of 60
11/23/09 at 10:37am
FTW!!??
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post #60 of 60
11/23/09 at 3:45pm
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Originally Posted by omegaman View Post
The man was fishing. After he caught a fish, he was excited, and ran to the phone booth to call a friend. His friend asked him how big the fish was, and in his excitement, he reached his arms out to show how big. His arms shattered the glass, and he bled to death.
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FTW!!??
FTW.
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