the holidays are almost upon us, and i would like to share some of my wisdom with y'all:
- it is important to keep your parsnips warm and dry. i suggest keeping them in bed with you at night, and stuffed down your pants during the day
- fill a teacup with used motor oil and splash it on your camel. he will be grateful and will think of you as his mate
- dont carry your money in your wallet. i suggest taping loose bills to your head, and keeping change in your mouth and ears
- when driving in snow, never stop tokyo drifting
- and finally, when logging into headfi, stand up spin around 10 times until you are wrapped up in your headphone cord, say "floponga" 3 times each time banging your head on the keyboard, and pass out.
have a safe holiday season, everyone!
- it is important to keep your parsnips warm and dry. i suggest keeping them in bed with you at night, and stuffed down your pants during the day
- fill a teacup with used motor oil and splash it on your camel. he will be grateful and will think of you as his mate
- dont carry your money in your wallet. i suggest taping loose bills to your head, and keeping change in your mouth and ears
- when driving in snow, never stop tokyo drifting
- and finally, when logging into headfi, stand up spin around 10 times until you are wrapped up in your headphone cord, say "floponga" 3 times each time banging your head on the keyboard, and pass out.
have a safe holiday season, everyone!
