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post #46 of 53
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Originally Posted by punkaroo View Post
Everybody knows that bacon is God's food.
I really doubt it, especially after He told us not to eat it. BTW, the 101st way to use a strip of bacon is to use it to make your way through a crowd of Kosher or Halal keepers. Maybe they know something the rest of you don't? If this post violates forum rules, I apologize in advance...
post #47 of 53
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post
I really doubt it, especially after He told us not to eat it. BTW, the 101st way to use a strip of bacon is to use it to make your way through a crowd of Kosher or Halal keepers. Maybe they know something the rest of you don't? If this post violates forum rules, I apologize in advance...
Maybe He told you, but I never got that memo...
post #48 of 53
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short View Post
I really doubt it, especially after He told us not to eat it. BTW, the 101st way to use a strip of bacon is to use it to make your way through a crowd of Kosher or Halal keepers. Maybe they know something the rest of you don't? If this post violates forum rules, I apologize in advance...
no no bacon really is the food of the gods. its what turned a former vegetarian (and former lesbian) friend of mine away from hippydom. nothing really beats a bacon roll for breakfast

my fathers old boss also used to eat bacon every lunch, he was muslim so no daring to eat it at home in case his parents ever found out.


bacon is the best dead animal ever
post #49 of 53
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Originally Posted by mark2410 View Post
no no bacon really is the food of the gods. its what turned a former vegetarian (and former lesbian) friend of mine away from hippydom. nothing really beats a bacon roll for breakfast

my fathers old boss also used to eat bacon every lunch, he was muslim so no daring to eat it at home in case his parents ever found out.


bacon is the best dead animal ever
It's been said that Bacon is the one meat all vegetarians/vegans miss.
post #50 of 53
studies have show bacon is more addicting than heroin
post #51 of 53
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Originally Posted by redshifter View Post
studies have show bacon is more addicting than heroin
Substitute bacon for Head-fi.
post #52 of 53
Some more uses for bacon here, with such brilliances as the bacon lamp shade.

http://www.found****.com/tag/bacon/page/1/ (*s, h, i, t)
post #53 of 53
So will the light bulb cook it over time? So it's not just a lamp. It's an air freshener and a grill!
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