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Very strange opening lyrics

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Post your pick for strange opening lyrics to songs...........

I nominate:

Live And Let Live (by Love)

"Oh the snot has caked against my pants...."
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post #2 of 14
also among my favorite lyrics ever, from "Mommy, What's a Funkadelic":

If you will suck my soul, I will lick your funky emotions.

it's totally meaningless, but so damn cool.
post #3 of 14
I can think of a few David Allan Coe songs that would fit.
post #4 of 14
Turn on the Bright Lights by Interpol in its entirety would probably fit the definition of 'strange lyrics'.
post #5 of 14
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Originally Posted by Aslan123 View Post
Turn on the Bright Lights by Interpol in its entirety would probably fit the definition of 'strange lyrics'.
very true.
post #6 of 14
Grizzly Bear - Dory.
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Daddy, what does regret mean?
Well son, a funny thing about regret is,
It's better to regret something you have done,
than to regret something you haven't done.
And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend,
be sure and tell her...
SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!

Butthole Surfers - "Sweat Loaf"
YouTube - Butthole Surfers : Sweat Loaf
post #8 of 14
Frank Zappa's songs have had some strange lyrics.
post #9 of 14
The entire album "In The Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel.
Man, I havn't listened to that album in years.
post #10 of 14
Tori Amos - Bliss

"Father, I killed my monkey..."
post #11 of 14
The Legendary Pink Dots/Crumbs On The Carpet

Dinner whispers, "Come and get it"
Poses on the plate
We shot it twice with anesthetic,
Still it bites the waiters
Till they're bleeding in the loo
So ******* hot it burns their shoes
We lick them clean, we eat 'em too

Still there's room enough for more masala,
Enchilada, monkey brains and donkey doos
More masala, enchilada, monkey brains and donkey doos..


The Legendary Pink Dots/Oasis Malade

Tanith dropped by today.
Like, I hadn't seen her in years,
But there she was at my front door
In her colonial helmet.

Custom made Burmese fan
Poised in one hand...
Ready to swipe at any passing disease-ridden mosquito.

She'd been in Belgium, she told me...
Studying the pyramids.
It took her years to find out
That there were no pyramids in Belgium.

I asked her why she left me so suddenly...
Why she'd been silent for so long.

Didn't I exist for her?
Didn't we have something, well, special?

She asked me for tea in a plastic cup
With a well-fitting lid...

Then she left.
post #12 of 14
The entire Blood Sugar Sex Magic album by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Mellowship Slinky In B Major comes to mind

"
I've got a mellowship, I've got a fellowship
I've got a nonstop "Yo swan" hello chip
Born to adore the big bad bison
Thunderstorm and a man like Tyson
Popcorn peanuts lookin' at big butts
No I cannot keep my mouth shut
Rockin' to the beat of the fabulous forum
My Lakers I adore 'em
Blush my lady when I tell her
That I do indeed love to smell her
Sopping wet your pink umbrella
Do the dog with Isabella"
post #13 of 14
"A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?"

Pachuco Cadaver, by Captain Beefheart, from "Trout Mask Replica".
post #14 of 14
Fast and Bulbous!

- Ed
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