Check under your bed before you sleep. Check the phone reciever for a bomb before using it for calls. Check your car before you start it or step on the brake. Chew gum.
I dont know why you need the gum, but McGuiver (spelling?) seems to be able to use it to get out of any situation, Paperclips also.
Immtbiker- the "I Love You Man" thing,......you need to go out to a bar maybe? (haha)

*goes into a phonebooth (they still have those?) and changes into Super HeadFi Man*