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Originally Posted by erikzen 
I think we need to hire their bartender, not just any bartender. Nice thought, though.
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I am licensed and my fee is $1/hr.
The only thing I would request is PTT headphones, so I can listen and take orders at the same time.
I think that
Long Island Ice Teas and
Mind Erasers would be appropriate

None of that sissy Mojito or Cosmo crap.
If it's warm enough and there are enough spouses and girlfriends, perhaps "Sex on a Harrison Beach" could be in order

Ohhh, you mean "
their" bartender. Some smelly, greasy haired guy with a gold Tux w/ black lapels and bad breath, who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
Hidden flasks with Booker's for everybody, then. Mr. Burning will teach us how to do it appropriately.
Mr. Slacker, are you there yet, or still close to the hairy edge?