49-year-old freelance editor. Watching in horror as the English language is systematically destroyed by the ad industry, the Internet (the best platform ever created for mass stupidity) and the rapid decline in general standards of journalism and writing.
Punctuation? Who needs it? Clarity? Overrated! Coherent thought? Dude...? What's that?...Oh look! That chick looks like Britney! Is that KFed with her? LOL!! I have to text my BFF!!