Drinking songs - list your drunkest!

A Wizards Staff has a Knob on the End.

Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murpheys, The Tossers
they all have some great stuff related to alcohol, and consuming too much of it.

What we sang in undergrad would violate Head-Fi's terms of use. Besides, the filter would block most of the lyrics anyhow.

Roll Out The Barrel

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YouTube - metallica whisky in the jar

Whiskey in the jar

Gogol Bordello - Alcohol

Oasis - Cigarettes and Alcohol
Dr Feelgood - Milk and Alcohol
Splodgenessabounds - Two Pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps please
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Poisson Whiskey and Whiskey Rock n Roller
Memphis Slim - Beer Drinkin' Woman
John Lee Hooker/George Thorogood - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

AC/DC - "Have a Drink on Me"

Reverend Horton Heat - Callin' In Twisted.

Hangin' with friends, we were doin' slammers/ They were trying to get me hammered/ I said no but they insisted...I'm callin' in p*ssed, hung over y'all/ Gonna use the fake cough when I make the call/ I'm sick, I'm calling in twisted...

Tim Finnegan's Wake.

There is a young, fun-loving band called Gaelic Storm that has been reviving the Irish drinking song tradition. Apart from old chestnuts, they pen very funny new songs.

A little wit is this drunk's saving grace...

Seven Drunken Nights by the Dubliners

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a woolen blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before

And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before

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