Funnyuns and Puffed Cheez Doodles are for retards. In case you havent mastered the art of eating and you accidentally inhale one or they end up caught in your throat, they melt in your mouth. Theyre incredibly soft so they dissolve, then slide down your throat. No effort involved, no palate pleasing chewing to release flavor. Eating them immediately lowers your IQ.
Crunchy Cheez Doodles all the way!!
Crunchy Cheez Doodles all the way!!
