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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia  In my original post I've suggested the following:
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This is because if one doesn't have, say, a 22"-wide screen monitor,
then one has to scroll to the left and/or right in order to read posts or
to post anything on this thread. This is very inconvenient.
The poster at #2 has shown his inconsideration and childlish[sic] stupidity
by posting the text 'Beer' to the farthest right. He did it on purpose.
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Not only did I do it on purpose, I created the image in order to do it. I did it because A) I thought it was funny in a puerile sort of way and B) I was curious how you might react when you got anything but a thread full of dull mush in response to your latest completely never related to headphones usually polls post.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia Here are, in my opinion, the reasons why he dit it.[sic]
Let me present them in the David Letterman's Top Ten List style:
No. 10 Scotland has not qualified for Euro 2008.
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I don't give a rats ass about football, local, national or international.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 9 He was denied an American visa again.
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Again? It'll be a cold day in hell when I emigrate to the states.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 8 At the age 20+ he noticed that he spoke English but with a very strong Scottish accent.
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I noticed my Scottish accent well before that, care to take a guess at the region?
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 7 He painfully found out that his threads are not as eye catching as AdamCalifornia's threads.
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If be eye-catching you mean that everytime someone sees the newest one of your threads their eyes roll back in their heads as though caught on a fish-hook and line, then yes, you're right, my threads don't do that. Also you just talked about yourself in the third person, yet you haven't referred to me except by insinuation and reference so far
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 6 His last and only girlfriend left him long time ago because she had caught him
sleeping with his headphones and headphone amps.
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I must have had a girlfriend without my noticing, I hope she didn't steal any cutlery.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 5 His application for membership of the Scottish bagpipe band was rejected again.
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Haven't got the hot air needed for keeping a set of bagpipes going, you seem to have a surplus though.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 4 Recently he noticed that that he was not attracted to women any more.
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Maybe that was the reason my invisible girlfriend left me? Oh and, a gay joke, awesome wit. Well placed at number 4.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 3 Also recently he embarassingly[sic] realized that he preferred milk to beer and Scotch.
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I love milk. Have you ever put lager on your cornflakes? Weird Science made it look cool but it tastes pretty nasty.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 2 His intimate male friends are trying to convince him (without any success)
that he does not look seductively sexy in his Scottish kilts (skirts) at all.
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I look damn awesome in a kilt. I've got the legs for it, and the gut. Maybe with that bit of information you can throw a fat joke at me alongside all this homosexual referencing and racism.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia No. 1 The Loch Ness monster bit his a*s when he was recently sightseeing by the lake.
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Never been to Loch Ness, but I'd take a bite from Nessy over a longJPEGbeer with you.
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Originally Posted by AdamCalifornia 
Do not see you on His Side of the Moon |
I'm not on the moon, say hi to the Toast King for me though.
Incidentally, you take exceptions to your expectations WAYYY too seriously.
But they're kinda expensive though. 
