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post #61 of 201
ah, my mistake.

also throw in any good keven smith movie quotes :P
post #62 of 201
"You mean we're smokin dog sh*t man?"
-Cheech and Chong Up in smoke

"I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... I drank what?"
-Real Genius

"Boy! Put your brains back in your head, what have you, lost your MIND!?"
-Bill Crosby thing

"Feed us beer! Get us laid! YAAAAAAAAAAARR!"
-PCU

" ***** ***** *****, mothermother***** mothermother***** *****, mother***** mother*****, noinge noinge noinge, one two, one two three four, noinge noinge noinge, schmokin weed schmoking weed, doing coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers, rolling fatties, smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts n' smokin' em!"
-Jay ,JSBSB

"Now who's stupid ya dirty sheep *******!"
-Jay ,JSBSB

"Man! Who the ***** just steals a monkey?!?"
*Bob points to the two of them*
"Oh yeah..."
-JSBSB

"HEY BABY YOU EVER HAVE YOUR A**HOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT!?" *Jay looks at Silent Bob*
"H'Yeeeeeaaah"
-Jay ,JSBSB

"Where's the money Lebowski!"
"Its in there somewhere, let me take another look"
*Dunks head back into toilet*
-The Big Lebowski

"Who the ***** said that!? Who's the slimey little communist sh*t twinkle toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrent?"
-Full Metal Jacket

"We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid... Great Baaaaalls 'o Fiiire!"
-Goose ,Top Gun

"Yeah, you know, the bird? *flicks her off*"
"Yes, i know the bird"
"Sh*t i'm sorry *pulls finger down*, i hate it when it does that..."
-Goose ,Top Gun

"So yer sayin theres a chance!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"Keep firing, A**holes!"
-Spaceballs

"Where the white women at?"
-Blazing Saddles

*Takes himself hostage*Him1:"Nobody move, or the ni**a gets it!" Him2: "Do what he says! Do what he says!"
-Blazing Saddles

"MENSREA! OH NOOO! GOD NO! MEEEEEENSREEEEEAAAAAAA! H'AAAAAAAAAH!"
-See no Evil, Hear No Evil

Thats it from me for now
post #63 of 201
"And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail


"Consider this a divorce" - Total Recall

"This..... is my BOOMSTICK!!!!" - Army of Darkness

"What's wrong with the road?" - Falling Down

The entire fight speech from William Wallace in Braveheart (yes, i know the whole thing, and no, i won't type it out... WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN)

"You can put it anywhere you want" - Cruel Intentions

"I want to slip my tube steak into your sister" "What do you have in trade?" - Full Metal Jacket

"How tall are you private?" "Five foot nine sir" "FIVE FOOT NINE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED **** THAT HIGH..... are you trying to squeeze an inch on me?" "SIR, NO SIR!!!" - Full Metal Jacket

"FLY FATASS FLY" - Mallrats

"I AM NOBODY'S BITCH... YOU are all MINE" - The One

"WE AIN'T FOUND ****" - Spaceballs

"Prepare to fast forward..... FAST FORWARD" - Spaceballs

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine" - Spaceballs

"Say hello to Mr. WINKIE" - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Don't you ever get these urges?" - Dead Man on Campus

"Yippie Kiyay" - Die Hard


(sorry, not too great of a memory right now... i'm getting old)
post #64 of 201
The original:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
from "Treasure of the Sierra Madre" 1948 (book published 1935)

And all the rest:
http://www.darryl.com/badges/
post #65 of 201
UHF: "Badgers!? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"

Die Hard 2(edited for TV) "Yippee Kayaay [mister Falcon]"
<jet explosion follows>
post #66 of 201
"I miss the screaming" - Harry Potter & the Socerer's Stone

"Surrender my ass, I say we die" - Eli Wallach, Tough Guys

"You cut down on my percentage, you cut down on my aim" - Clint Eastwood - the Good, the Bad, the Ugly

"All know me. All know how I earn a living. Ain't gonna be easy catching this bird. Ain't like going down to the pond and catching poppy **** and blue bill. This fish will shake you, tenderize you, and down you go. I value my neck more than 3000 bucks, chief.
I'll find him for 3, but I'll catch him and kill him for 10. There are too many mates, too many chiefs on this island. I work alone. So what's it gonna be? are you gonna ante up and put your businesses back on a paying basis, or are you gonna be cheap and spend the rest of the winter on welfare?"
-Jaws

"Is that a roll of nickels in your pocket, or you just excited to see me?" Mae West

"My left leg is Christmas. My right leg is New Years. Come up and see me between the holidays." Mae West
post #67 of 201
How about:

"What's his plan, son?"

"His plan?"

"The average Ruskie doesn't take a dump without a plan"...

Guess what movie?
post #68 of 201
Thread Starter 
Uhh....The Hunt for Red October??? That would be the Honorable Senator Fred Thompson, by the way.
post #69 of 201
He's the ex-Honorable Senator Fred Thompson. I think he left the senate.

Can you tell? The Hunt's one of my favorite movies.

"I'm a liar and a sneak. If I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means, I keep my options open."

But can you really forget:

"Stay alive! I will find you!"
The Last of the Mohicans
post #70 of 201
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you are uncool."

-Lester Bangs in Almost Famous, my favourite movie.
post #71 of 201
Quote:
"Come quietly, or there will be ... trouble." -- Robocop.
Damn, how could I forget that quote?

Seriously, Robocop is the ultimate movie, funny as hell, more exciting than Star Wars, and a hell of a lot more fun than anything ever made. Care to disagree? You are wrong.
post #72 of 201
Quote:
Originally posted by shafu

But can you really forget:

"Stay alive! I will find you!"
The Last of the Mohicans
I thought that was Saturday Night Fever.
post #73 of 201
Quote:
Originally posted by HD-5000
Damn, how could I forget that quote?

Seriously, Robocop is the ultimate movie, funny as hell, more exciting than Star Wars, and a hell of a lot more fun than anything ever made. Care to disagree? You are wrong.
Hehe.. I bought the Criterion edition DVD of it.. but I have yet to compare it ot the VHS version.. I gotta figure out what they added.. I just gotta!...
post #74 of 201
One of my favorite movie quotes....

"Is it safe?"

(name that movie!)

How about....

"Anyone? Bueller?"

Bruce
post #75 of 201
Bruce,

the first one is from "Marathon Man".

Is it safe?
yes.
Is it safe?
no.
Is it safe?
ahhhhh.
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