"You mean we're smokin dog sh*t man?"
-Cheech and Chong Up in smoke
"I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... I drank what?"
"Boy! Put your brains back
in your head, what have you, lost your MIND!?"
-Bill Crosby thing
"Feed us beer! Get us laid! YAAAAAAAAAAARR!"
" ***** ***** *****, mothermother***** mothermother***** *****, mother***** mother*****, noinge noinge noinge, one two, one two three four, noinge noinge noinge, schmokin weed schmoking weed, doing coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers, rolling fatties, smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts n' smokin' em!"
"Now who's stupid ya dirty sheep *******!"
"Man! Who the ***** just steals a monkey?!?"
*Bob points to the two of them*
"HEY BABY YOU EVER HAVE YOUR A**HOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT!?" *Jay looks at Silent Bob*
"Where's the money Lebowski!"
"Its in there somewhere, let me take another look"
*Dunks head back into toilet*
-The Big Lebowski
"Who the ***** said that!? Who's the slimey little communist sh*t twinkle toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrent?"
-Full Metal Jacket
"We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid... Great Baaaaalls 'o Fiiire!"
-Goose ,Top Gun
"Yeah, you know, the bird? *flicks her off*"
"Yes, i know the bird"
"Sh*t i'm sorry *pulls finger down*, i hate it when it does that..."
-Goose ,Top Gun
"So yer sayin theres a chance!"
-Dumb and Dumber
"Keep firing, A**holes!"
"Where the white women at?"
*Takes himself hostage*Him1:"Nobody move, or the ni**a gets it!" Him2: "Do what he says! Do what he says!"
"MENSREA! OH NOOO! GOD NO! MEEEEEENSREEEEEAAAAAAA! H'AAAAAAAAAH!"
-See no Evil, Hear No Evil
Thats it from me for now