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post #181 of 201
Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man.
Interviewer: I beg your pardon?
Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.
Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.
Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
Longbaugh: I would say thats a big ****ing qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.
Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?
Interviewer: No.
Longbaugh: You should.
post #182 of 201
Neo - "I know kung-fu."
Morpheus - "Show me"
post #183 of 201
"The dude abides." -- The Dude, from Big Lebowski.

Of course, I could fill pages with quotes just from Big Lebowski, Office Space, and Princess Bride.
post #184 of 201
"If you're good at something, never do it for free" - Joker
post #185 of 201
"Why so Serious" - The Joker
One of my favourite ones of all time.
post #186 of 201
"A light for you in dark places when all other lights go out" - LOTR: The Fellowship of The Ring

"May The Force be with you"
post #187 of 201

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went t*i*t*s up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
post #188 of 201

Harold and Kumar

Officer Palumbo: Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?
post #189 of 201
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Originally Posted by fungus amongus View Post
"If you're good at something, never do it for free" - Joker
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Originally Posted by thechungster View Post
"Why so Serious" - The Joker
One of my favourite ones of all time.
Both are awesome.

okay here are some..

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Asta Lavista Baby!
Arnie, Terminator 2

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Damn IT! u son of a ****h !
- Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) in 24 (TV series)
no one can say it better than him



okay ..Now some other quotes i can think of..




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I see Dead People
- Cole Sear (Haley Osment) Sixth Sense

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok?"
- Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro ) in Taxi Driver.

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"I'm the king of the world"
- Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) in Titanic.


and here is another awesome one i can think of..i kinda understand it...

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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
- Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) in American Psycho
post #190 of 201
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. [V in V for Vendetta (2005)]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. [Agent Smith in The Matrix (1999)]
post #191 of 201
Kumar Patel: I've never had to suck a dick before.
Harold Lee: Me neither.
Kumar Patel: I bet it sucks dick!
post #192 of 201

yes the car made it home you're calling me at home. no walter it did not look like larry was about to crack.

post #193 of 201
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Originally Posted by jonathanjong View Post

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. [V in V for Vendetta (2005)]

... [Agent Smith in The Matrix (1999)]

 

I was going to put the same V for Vendetta speech haha.  One of my favorite movies and the source graphic novel is almost as good.

 

For every shadow, no matter how deep, is threatened by morning light. [Izzi/Isabel in The Fountain (2006)]  ***Anyone who hasn't seen this movie should do so ASAP.  It is beautifully done and the score by Clint Mansell is something I test any new set of headphones with***

post #194 of 201

That's it man, game over man, game over!  -Aliens

 

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.  -also Aliens

 

Red meat. We crave sustenance. -Twister

 

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.  -Dune

 

Puny God.  -Avengers (the Hulk)

 

I'm your huckleberry...  Tombstone

 

Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

 I have two guns, one for each of ya.  -also from Tombstone

post #195 of 201

what's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

 

sir?

 

the most you ever lost in a coin toss.

 

oh, i don't know. i couldn't say.

 

call it.

 

call it?

 

yes.

 

for what?

 

just call it.

 

well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.

 

you need to call it. i can't call it for you. or it wouldn't be fair.

 

i didn't put nothing up.

 

yes you did. you've been putting it up your whole life. you just didn't know it. you know what date is on this coin?

 

no.

 

1958. it's been traveling 22 years to get here. and now it's here. and it's either heads or tails. and you have to say. call it.

 

well look, i need to know what i stand to win.

 

everything.

 

how's that?

 

you stand to win everything. call it.

 

all right. heads then.

 

well done. don't put it in your pocket.

 

sir?

 

don't put it in your pocket. it's your lucky quarter.

 

where do you want me to put it?

 

anywhere, but not in your pocket. or it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin..., which it is.

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