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"I can 'deralick' my own balls" - Zoolander
post #167 of 201
Now, jack, we don't have organized crime in L.A. And, frankly, we don't want organized crime.-Mulholland Falls - 1996
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Dante - "My girlfriend sucked 36 d!ck$
Customer - "In a row?"

Clerks
post #169 of 201
Sorry to be rude but we're French!-Ratatouille - 2007
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''I'll be back''
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Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't ! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...
[phone hangs up]

-Chris Farley in "Black Sheep"
post #172 of 201
I've gotta date with a duck?-Anchors Aweigh - 1945
post #173 of 201
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A ****in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
post #174 of 201
Well that makes sense since squirrels hide nuts.-Meet the Deedles - 1998
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"You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them! "

-40 year old virgin
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I stymie, Member in good standing of the he-man woman haters club, do solomly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not talk to them or play with them unless i have to and especially NEEEVER fall in love, and if i do, may i suffer horribly and painfully for hours or untill i scream bloody murder.-Little Rascals, The - 1994
post #177 of 201
"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it." - Clint Eastwood
post #178 of 201
Oh, I forgot this one... I know there are a few Heat quotes kicking around... Since it's one of my faves here is another!

Neil McCauley: All right. Take off your shirt.
Doctor: My- my daughter gave this shirt to me as a present. I can't just...
Neil McCauley: I don't give a ****. Take off your shirt.
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Say what?-Shaft in Africa - 1973
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I hereby resurrect this awesome thread

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." [Principal Anderson in Billy Madison (1995)]

"The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done." [Rob in High Fidelity (2000)]

"I've been thinking with my guy since I was 14 years old and, frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shi+ for brains." [Rob in High Fidelity (2000)]
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