Drop Dead Gorgeous 1999
Gladys Leeman (Kirstie Alley) : "Hey hey, Miss Penthouse '98, close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there!"
[Lisa has given Amber her costume for the talent show]
Lisa Swenson's Father:" You just gave up on the contest? Peter never would have done that."
Lisa Swenson: "Guess what, Dad; Peter's gay!"
Lisa Swenson's Father: "What!?"
Lisa Swenson: [shouting] "GAY!"
This next one might be in this thread already somewhere as it's a pretty damn famous quote.
Dirty Harry 1971
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan) : "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
John Vernon (The Mayor) : "Intent? How did you establish that?"
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan) : "When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"
This Is Spinal Tap 1984
[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".
Carl Spackler (Bill Murray): So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.