RED 2: 3.2/10
I was watching this sh*t ***** while on a plane. I really liked RED so I was wondering how come RED 2 got 42% on Rotten Tomatoes. So, I started the film, and the intro is ******** MESSED UP. THE STORY STRUCTURE IS BROKEN!!!!!!!! Also, the connection between acts are done poorly (WTF A COMIC BOOK SLOT?!!! I'M WATCHING A FILM ******!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't watch the film if I like comic book illustrations). Sarah Ross is SUPER DUPER ******** ANNOYING, Han Choi Bai suddenly turned into a good guy for no explanation and jokes aren't that funny as the last one (although I get some good laughs). Although the action scenes are great, but still it's a pile of sh*t and piss storytelling. I WANNA CRY.