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post #31 of 75
She doesn't have the body for the skimpy clothing right now, but her current shape doesn't bother me at all.

Everything else is terrid.
post #32 of 75
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If she wants to keep her career after a show like that, she needs to discover cocaine. Seriously, Xanax, Miller Lite and Virginia Slim Menthols does not a compelling performance make.
post #33 of 75
Looks like you have to be 18 or older to view it now
post #34 of 75
not mine but...

That wasn't a train wreck.

That was the space shuttle crashing into the Empire State Building,
making King Kong fall off and land on a school bus.
post #35 of 75
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not mine but...

That wasn't a train wreck.

That was the space shuttle crashing into the Empire State Building,
making King Kong fall off and land on a school bus.
I saw that on Fark too.
post #36 of 75
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I'd hit it
I wouldn't kick her out of bed either....unless she did it better on the floor.
post #37 of 75
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed either....unless she did it better on the floor.
If you did kick her out of bed you would break your foot yuk yuk!
post #38 of 75
anyways, MTV died along time ago, its allways been a 24h infomarcial for crappy pop music, but the videos were decent sometimes, now, its just a cross between reality shows, E! and general teenage stupidity, the music has died long ago,
post #39 of 75
One day there will be a Youtube video posted. It will show an impoverished Britney covered in ticks and bruises, pushing fake perfumes in the parking lot at Home Depot. That day will become known as Justice Day.

(I know this because a Terminator showed up at my house last night. There were bolts of electricity licking off him and the whole clamorous bit on arrival. A stray arc fried my damn Roomba! He showed up butt naked just like in the movies, too. So let's see people of the future, you've got time travel down to a mere hayride, but by some kink of physics you can't send a paper bag with a T-shirt and shorts? What the Fructose? Anyway, the Terminator is the one who told me about Britney's future issues and Justice Day.)

Sadly, K-fed raises the kids.
post #40 of 75
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One day there will be a Youtube video posted. It will show an impoverished Britney covered in ticks and bruises, pushing fake perfumes in the parking lot at Home Depot. That day will become known as Justice Day.

(I know this because a Terminator showed up at my house last night. There were bolts of electricity licking off him and the whole clamorous bit on arrival. A stray arc fried my damn Roomba! He showed up butt naked just like in the movies, too. So let's see people of the future, you've got time travel down to a mere hayride, but by some kink of physics you can't send a paper bag with a T-shirt and shorts? What the Fructose? Anyway, the Terminator is the one who told me about Britney's future issues and Justice Day.)

Sadly, K-fed raises the kids.

Yes but did you glance down at his junk and ¢ock your eyebrow in appreciation, then he stole your clothes? Cause otherwise I'm having a hard time believing you.

/can a Roomba take the weight of a grown man? I have some movies I would like to re-enact.
post #41 of 75
Maybe I'm crazy... but I think she looks better with a little baby-fat IMHO Drew Barrymore is also very attractive. I don't like how the anorexic-look has become a common fashion trend in mainstream media.... PUKE!!
post #42 of 75
Physically, she looks fine. However, whatever substance she was abusing at the time of that performance makes her look totally detached from reality, and that I find extremely unattractive.
post #43 of 75
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Physically, she looks fine. However, whatever substance she was abusing at the time of that performance makes her look totally detached from reality, and that I find extremely unattractive.
She looked like a 5-year-old trying to remember her blocking at the school play.
post #44 of 75
That was painful. I had to stop after about 45 seconds of it
post #45 of 75
OMG OMG OMG!!!

i figured out what britney's performance reminded me of!

Lili von Schtupp from Blazing Saddles!


she's got the same moves, the same outfit... even the same personality!
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