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post #1 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:27pm
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Ok friends, its time for the comedians to step out of their shell.......let's create our own jokes about being audiophiles...........I thought I'd set this thread up for some good laughs.


You may be an audiophile if...

there's more leather on your ears than on your feet
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post #2 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:31pm
Maybe if one were to suggest this thread should be moved to the lounge subforum...Hmmm lol
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post #3 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:44pm
Not sure if this is the right forum, but an audiophile might be critical of the frequency response on skin flicks.

Wouldn't know myself, just guessing.
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post #4 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:47pm
wonders what kind of wood was used for that mod watching Star Wars.
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post #5 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:48pm
You're an audiophile when you jump at every sign that says audio/headphones.
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post #6 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:49pm
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Originally Posted by Assorted View Post
You're an audiophile when you jump at every sign that says audio/headphones.
lol
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post #7 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:52pm
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You're an audiophile when you jump at every sign that says audio/headphones.
or if you're just an audiojunkie

true story
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post #8 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:53pm
Yeah, I don't claim to be an audiophile, but when I was touring an abandoned restaurant with a band stage for business, I was only interested in what was left behind. Stacks and stacks of equalizers, huge old speakers, some tubes, guitar strings, stage amps - man it's like going on a treasure hunt.
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post #9 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:54pm
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You may be an audiophile if......

Your spouse wants to get high definition cable....and you think she / he is talking about Cardas
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post #10 of 139
9/4/07 at 11:57pm
That last one made me laugh.
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post #11 of 139
9/5/07 at 12:06am
You might be an audiophile if you go right to the basement at estate sales, and poke around for old tube gear.

I found my Yamaha headphones that way.

Laz
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post #12 of 139
9/5/07 at 12:12am
......you laugh when you see someone wearing bose
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post #13 of 139
9/5/07 at 12:17am
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......you laugh when you see someone wearing bose
LOL......or your cry when you remember that you once loved bose
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post #14 of 139
9/5/07 at 12:18am
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you may be an audiophile if......
You know what AKG stands for.....by the way what does it stand for, I don't know
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post #15 of 139
9/5/07 at 12:19am
...you care more about the acoustics of the cinema more then the show.
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