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post #16 of 43
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Originally Posted by darkninja67 View Post
Go buy a new set of cans to celebrate.
I did. Waiting on my new MS2i... my wallet's sorry indeed.
post #17 of 43
Congrats!
post #18 of 43
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Originally Posted by john_jcb View Post
Quality over quantity any day for me. Try and post something that will encourage people to read and look forward to your posts. I see far too many "Me too" posts.

or you can do like me and just entertain..

What?

So this dude walks in this Bar and asks the Bartender..

"What Bear do you serve here?"

bartender replies..

"We don't serve BEAR"

Dude ask the Bar tender..

"Oh I get it, BEAR but not BEER, sorry this is a joke on the net and I spelled it wrong."


(worst joke on headfi..)
post #19 of 43
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(worst joke on headfi..)
Definitely ...
post #20 of 43
Is that what you call it billy??

Anyway, a canadian bar joke

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring
at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters
and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles
over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement,
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back
I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus.

The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation."
post #21 of 43
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Originally Posted by kevin gilmore View Post
Is that what you call it billy??

Anyway, a canadian bar joke

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring
at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters
and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles
over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement,
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back
I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus.

The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation."

Ha Ha ..that's a good one.
post #22 of 43
Congrats! Hopefully I will get to there...
post #23 of 43
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Originally Posted by kevin gilmore View Post
Is that what you call it billy??

Anyway, a canadian bar joke

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring
at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters
and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles
over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement,
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back
I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus.

The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation."

Overheard at a Compasionate Conservative Convention and applauded....

I bet you heard the one about William Bennet and the have mores and the have a bit less then...
post #24 of 43
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Originally Posted by john_jcb View Post
Quality over quantity any day for me. Try and post something that will encourage people to read and look forward to your posts. I see far too many "Me too" posts.
Me too!

Sorry, couldn't resist.
post #25 of 43
I passed 1500 posts quite a while back. But I never got my status updated. : (
post #26 of 43
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Originally Posted by enzoferrari650 View Post
I passed 1500 posts quite a while back. But I never got my status updated. : (
welcome to pergatory





. . . . actually you are one of a very exclusive club
welcome
post #27 of 43
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Originally Posted by kevin gilmore View Post
Is that what you call it billy??

Anyway, a canadian bar joke

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring
at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters
and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles
over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement,
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a
miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back
I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus.

The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation."
HAHAHA thats good took me a second..

heard these last week..
There is a drunk Standing outside on the corner while a cop walking by asks
"what are you doing?"
the drunk says ..
"I heard the world goes around every 24 hours so I am waiting on my house..
Should not be long now..There goes the Neighborhood"



umm wait..another one
this Irish Dude walks in a bar and orders a drink, bartender looks at him and he can clearly see a steeling wheel stuck down the Irish Dudes pants.
The bartender gets the irish dude his drink and asks
"whats with the Steering wheel doing down your pants..?"
the Irish Dude answers..
"It's driving me nuts!!"

ok ok..one more..

This Dog walks in a bar hop's up on the stool and ask's the bartender
"hey buddy, it's my birthday mind if I get a free drink?"
bar tender says..
"no probelm the tiolet is in the back down the hall..help yourself"

this thread has been taken over by bad bar jokes...sad!
post #28 of 43
You are now the exalted, all-seeing eye, wisest of sages, oracle of delphi, and one commanding respect for the solemn mysteries of the deep. All mermaids, whales, sea serpents, eels, crabs, lobster and all other uninitiated lubbers, bow down to show respect for the new member of this realm. Raise your right hand and repeat after me....... err uhh, oh sorry I couldn't swear you in. I still need 1221 more posts. Can someone with the special powers swear him in? ;-)
post #29 of 43
Congrats! Means there's a lot of your data in 'dem data banks.
post #30 of 43
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You are now the exalted, all-seeing eye, wisest of sages, oracle of delphi, and one commanding respect for the solemn mysteries of the deep. All mermaids, whales, sea serpents, eels, crabs, lobster and all other uninitiated lubbers, bow down to show respect for the new member of this realm. Raise your right hand and repeat after me....... err uhh, oh sorry I couldn't swear you in. I still need 1221 more posts. Can someone with the special powers swear him in? ;-)
Now I wonder how one can achieve one of those special titles...
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