BRAIN SEIZURE:
A complex statement that paralyzes the brain.
"What you inferred is not what you implied."
"Your problem is that you are thinking in a linear versus configurational framework."
"I was absent because I wasn't here."
"If you didn't start class on time, I wouldn't be late."
"I don't know why I have to take reading. I already know how to read. The only thing I don't understand is the words."
"I could pass English if I didn't have to write anything."
"I don't see why you gave me an F for not doing the assignment. I didn't do the assignment because I already knew how to do it."
"I don't see why I have to take developmental math. I know how to add and subtract and multiply and divide; I just don't know when to do it."
Lol'd at this.
