How to become a particularly "Cool" Headfier - Page 3

What if I put the right bud in the left ear and the left bud in the right ear?
Or what if I cant tell my left from right?
In my eyes Im still a cool guy.
eh?

These are great great great recommendations. Make people read it when they sign up!!!

OF COURSE! Its what the Duke does, and hes the coolest guy I know.

But I thought he was all out of gum.

Duke doesnt get any more gum till he finishes DN:4

He's gonna be all out of gum for a long time...

The second you asked "how to be cool", you're not cool already.

You should start giving away free stuff. The more high end the stuff you give, the cooler you are.

1. Use acronyms

2. Put lots and of info in your sig and color code each line

3. Be sure to maximize smiley usage

4. Think of some innovative or unique application or modification of an everyday household item, then post pictures so everyone can marvel at your creativity and pledge to "try something like that" themselves

5. Make lots of jokes about your wallet

6. Start a thread about one of your other hobbies that is titled "<insert hobby>-fi"

7. Be sure to discuss your own problems either here or at home so you don't read about other members recent achievements and accolades and become jealous, which leads to you becoming frustrated because you someday hope to be one of those people. But you of course realize that you must improve your work ethic before such rewards will prevent themselves. This is of course a realization that you have long since accepted but that doesnt stop your parents from repeatedly reminding you that you can do better. This will get bottled up and eventually pressure the cork to pop right off the fragile bottle of emotional stability you try so hard to contain, and you will end up projectile vomiting all of your emotions onto an unsuspecting and good humored thread. This is a fun loving community and outbursts of frustration due to your meddling parents and their nitpicking is uncomfortable for all of us here...

...even though said parents can be annoying at times

To the OP, I couldn't tell you. I'm about as cool as a zitty four-eyed nerdy kid dishing up burgers at McDonalds.... while listening to a Zune with Bose earbuds and a pocket protector.

I think the people with good cameras/good photography skills that post pictures of gear are cool.

Everyone likes to see some good pictures.

Also, the first people to do a mod are cool. Kramer comes to mind.

So if you mod stuff and take pictures of it then you are epitome of coolness.




Not cool: recommending equipment you have never heard. This happens WAY TOO MUCH. I have probably done it a few times, but I really try not to.

we know you love your koss portapros like me and my akg heapdhones. thats coool.

NOT!

i dont see how you could EVER put koss heapdhones on your rude bits, they are supposed to go on your ears.

that's great. i don't get 4 but the rest is good.

but really the best way is to send me money. seriously. that works.

just don't follow the ways of those who make thousands of inane polls and threads on completely unrelated subjects.



and create in yourself a mix of kirosia and duggeh.