I've just ordered up 8 "Cones of Silence" from CONTROL. Unfortunately, as I checked the FedEx tracking system, the package seems to be lost in KAOS, Iowa.
All this would be terribly bad news except that Barbara Feldon will be traveling in my van with me to San Jose to see if she can get us to meet up with the package. She may be old, but she's hot, and her perky attitude has always done her one better than than Barbara Eden of "I Dream of Jeanne" fame.
(I've lost it. Too damn much work getting ready for the show.)
All this would be terribly bad news except that Barbara Feldon will be traveling in my van with me to San Jose to see if she can get us to meet up with the package. She may be old, but she's hot, and her perky attitude has always done her one better than than Barbara Eden of "I Dream of Jeanne" fame.
(I've lost it. Too damn much work getting ready for the show.)












